The Winter Marblelympics are here and it is time to chant GO GO SAVAGE SPEEDERS! Oh, and there's a story too, something about a miserly couple that has a falling out over pickles and the foxtrot. This week's genre: Romance then Not Romance.
"Limbering Up Ebenezer" is from the May 1919 edition of Saucy Stories Magazine and it is basically congealed jargon aggressively molded into two columns and three pages. So curl up in your favorite town hall bench and grab a drink of free tap water while we read you this week's tale.